Hoagie Ranch Emporium Menu – Kemah, TX

Type : Hoagie restaurant

Location : Kemah, TX

Hearty deli sandwiches & many grilled options are served in an old-school roadhouse setting. Based on 355 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.6 stars. Price $

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ No delivery

Hoagie Ranch Emporium 77565

Address:
226 Marina Bay Dr, Kemah, TX 77565

Phone: (281) 334-4274

Website: https://www.hoagieranch.com/

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Hours

Wednesday 11 AM–2:30 PM
Thursday 11 AM–2:30 PM
Friday 11 AM–8 PM
Saturday 11 AM–2:30 PM
Sunday Closed
Monday Closed
Tuesday 11 AM–2:30 PM

Menu

Salads
Grilled Tiger Shrimp Salad
Grilled Chicken Breast Salad $6.25
Crispy Chicken Breast Salad $5.99
Any Hoagie As A Salad
w/ranch, honey mustard, thousand island, oil & vinegar or blue cheese dressing
From The Grill
The John Wayne
cheese steakn onions. thin slices of choice steak with sauteed onions, topped with melted provolone cheese and trimmings.
$5.70
The Ruben Rustler
corned beef served with swiss cheese, sauerkraut, pickle and mustard on swirl rye
$6.00
Grilled Pastrami
served hot, the hoagie ranch way, on swirl rye with swiss cheese and mustard
$5.70
The Wyatt Earp
(without a burp!) polish sausage that’s sure to please, on swirl rye with swiss cheese, mustard and pickle
$5.70
Robert E. Lee Buns
sausage on a hoagie with swiss cheese, sauerkraut, mustard and pickle
$6.00
Bonanza Burger 1/3 Lb
try our delicious difference and you’ll never settle for a regular burger again. swiss and american cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise and mustard
$5.30
Doc Holiday Burger
swiss and american cheese, bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise and mustard
$5.70
Davey Crockett Extras
any cold deli hoagie made (hot)
$0.79
Deli Sandwiches
Veggie Hoagie
three cheeses with all the rimmings plus 2 kinds of pickles, mushrooms
Kemah Hoagie
the original 4 layers of salami and provolone cheese plus trimmings.
Sam Houston Hoagie
a combination of 4 great tastes – salami and ham with provolone and american cheese plus trimmings
Annie Oakley Hoagie
savory turkey breast with provolone and all the trimmings.
Cajun Roast Beef Hoagie
like no other roast beef sandwich you’ve ever tasted a touch of garlic, plus provolone and trimmings.
Honey Ham Hoagie
try our tender, thinly sliced ham piled high, plus provolone and trimmings.
Italian Stallion
salami, pepperoni, ham and provolone stacked high with trimmings.
Specialty Sandwiches
Big Daddys Bbq Hoagie
served with pickles and onions
$4.99
Jim Daddys Meatball Hoagie
now that’s italian! 6 or 9 inches of meatballs smothered in sauce and piled high with provolone and parmesan cheese
$6.00
Armisteads Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich
trimmed with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise
$6.00
Mafalata
half-moon bread toasted with our special olive mixture, salami, ham and provolone cheese
$5.55
Blt
bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a toasted hoagie with mayonnaise
$4.89
Captain Hook Shrimp Hoagie
popcorn shrimp, lettuce, tomato, cocktail and tartar sauce
$6.25
Tuna Salad Hoagie
lettuce, tomato, cheese and onions on a toasted hoagie.
$4.99
Beer Battered Fish Hoagie
lettuce, tomato, tartar, cocktail sauce on a toasted hoagie.
$6.79
Gyro
lamb and beef, with tomato, onion and greek sauce
$5.79
Side Orders
Small Dinner Salad $2.75
Cheese Sticks Fried $5.25
Daniel Boones Kosher Pickles $2.50
General Shermans Crab Jalapenos $4.25
Cream Cheese Stuffed Jalapenos $4.40
Ranch Fries $1.99
Tasty Curly Fries $2.10
Homemade Potato Salad $2.25
Beer Batter Onion Rings $3.79
Homemade Soup $3.25
Chips $1.50
Nightly Dinner Specials
Jims Hand-Cut Steaks
friday night. full order 28 oz. / half order 14 oz.
Desserts
Apple Pie W/ Ice Cream
Pecan Pie
Root Beer Float

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Reviews

Ashes2Ashes
Delicious! My husband went in today to grab lunch with his coworker. It was so good that he made the time to order food for the kids and I. The food was fresh and tasted like home. My husband’s experience meeting the owners was extremely pleasant. They went above and beyond for my family and I. I can’t recommend this place enough!

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James Bentivegna
This must have been my 10th visit to HR over the years and it never disappoints. A local landmark and must try sub place. You have to go just for the atmosphere alone the great subs are a bonus. If your close to Kemah or Cleat Lake Shores you must stop by.

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Dwayne Richardson
One of the best muffalettas I have ever had but it could use another layer of cheese. Service was very good, I never ran it of drink. Staff was constantly checking on us to see if we needed anything. And had the decorations hanging literally anywhere and everywhere they could find to put them. Very nice place to eat on a Friday evening after a rough week at the office.

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Ema J
Food was good. I had a burger and Duke had pastrami sandwich and fries. I ordered beer battered onion rings which were good but didn’t eat them all cause they smelled fishy. I was craving onion rings so I chanced eating them (shrimp and fries are fried in same oil). The younger waitress was super cheery and nice. I loved seeing all those old lunch boxes; made for nostalgic conversation.

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Omar Flako Bravo
Friendly, nice, sweet, and caring. Absolutely delicious food

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Chris Kelley
Local institution. Hours are sometimes weird due to the bridge construction that will hopefully finish late 2023. Like all the local businesses they have been struggling bc of the bridge traffic. The food is really good. Get the hot subs. Steak night! The interior is a fun walk through time. Lots of local history and art by SJ Stout

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Wade Doerr
Best sandwiches around. They are only open from 11-2:30. It definitely has throwback vibes, and I feel like it hasn’t changed in 30 years. Find a way into this little gem before it is gone.

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Brenda Smith
So, if you only know about the chain deli sandwiches, you are missing out! This place has the freshest sandwiches, salads and anything you are hungry for. Do not hesitate to stop in for a salad, sandwich, soup (homemade) or Steak Night. They aim to please!

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Concierge Services of Clearlake
Good food, nice atmosphere and very friendly staff. Stop by and give them a try. #SUPPORT your local business owners.

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Doug Meisinger
An absolute institution. Amazing food and incredible decor. The vintage lunchboxes totally bring back my childhood. You won’t meet nicer people than the owners. Would give 10 stars, if I could.

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