Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC Menu – Hochatown, OK

Type : Coffee shop

Location : Hochatown, OK

Based on 139 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 3.8 stars. Price

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No delivery

Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC 74728

Address:
8891 N US Hwy 259, Hochatown, OK 74728

Phone: (580) 494-3150

Website:

Hours

Wednesday 10 AM–6 PM
Thursday 10 AM–6 PM
Friday 10 AM–6 PM
Saturday 10 AM–6 PM
Sunday 10 AM–6 PM
Monday 10 AM–6 PM
Tuesday 10 AM–6 PM

Menu

Burger/Sandwich Baskets
Yeti Burger Basket
Burger only $9.50 -1/2 lb beef patty, jack cheese, bacon, ranch, lettuce, tomato, pickles, grilled onions
$10.95
Yowie Burger Basket
Burger only $10.50 -1/2 lb beef patty, swiss, cheddar, parmesan, cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, sauteed onions special sauce
$11.95
Old Hairy Burger Basket
Burger only $11.50 -1/2 lb beef patty, swiss cheese, avocado, pickles, tomato, lettuce special sauce
$10.95
Crying Beast Burger Basket
Burger only $11.50-1/2 lb beef patty, bacon, jalapeons, ghost pepper sauce, pepper jack cheese, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, fried onions
$12.95
Pongo Burger Basket
Burger only $10.50 -1/2 lb beef patty, fried onions, swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayo
$11.95
Brie-Bacon Burger Basket
Burger only $11.50 -1/2 lb beef patty, fried onions, brie cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayo
$12.95
Regular Burger Basket
W/cheese $9.95 burger only $7.50 w/cheese $8.50 -1/2 lb beef burger with or w/o cheese lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles
$8.95
The Big Foot Burger Basket
Burger only $12.50 2-1/2 lb beef patty, lots of bacon, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions
$13.99
Squawking Burger Basket
Burger only $9.50 ground chicken, lettuce, tomato honey mustard
$10.95
Gobbling Burger Basket
Burger only $9.50 ground turkey, lettuce, tomato, mayo
$10.95
Grill Cheese Sandwich Basket
Sandwich only $4.50 texas toast, choice of cheddar, swiss or pepper jack
$5.95
Blt Basket
Blt only $5.50 toasted texas toast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo
$6.95
Hot Ham And Cheese Basket
Sandwich only $7.50 toasted texas toast, ham, lettuce, tomato, bacon, mayo, choice of pepper jack, swiss or cheddar cheese
$8.95
Oh Mah Patty Melt Basket
Sandwich only $7.50 1/2 lb beef patty, swiss, sauteed onions on texas toast
$8.95
Tiny Squatch Basket
Served with one small side
$4.50
Chicken Strip Basket
3 strips with side
$5.95
Crispy Chicken Strip Blt Salad $5.95
Buffalo/Bbq Chicken Strip Sandwich Basket $8.95
Choice Of Side:
French Fries Regular $3.95
Ranch $3.95
Spicy Sweet Potato Fries W/Honey $3.95
Powdered Sugar $3.95
Sidewinders $3.95
Fried Okra $3.95
Onion Rings $3.95
Tater Tots $3.95

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Reviews

Elizabeth
The burgers were incredible! You can add a fried egg, and I highly recommend the sidewinder fries!

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Ashley G.
We thought this was a larger gift shop. Only a few hats and shirts were available. There were some large cupcakes that were being sold which were delicious. My kids enjoyed their sasquatch fudge “poop”. Loved the Harry and the Hendersons artwork.

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H3llR4z0r
Not really a lot going on here. A bit of candy, not a lot of stuff to buy, and when we ordered our coffee, the ladies seemed genuinely confused on what we wanted to order. They ended up just giving us cold brew instead of what we actually ordered. It wasn’t a complete let down though, at least the cold brew was good!

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A H
This place smells like diabetes. And the customer service is awful. We had a group of 11 and wanted to all order and then pay at once and they said they could t do that. Do yourself a favor and go down to Okie girls. Amazing service and lots of flavors of ice cream.

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hannah m
Typical exorbitantly priced tourist trap. Was charged 8 bucks for a 20 ounce boba tea that was at least half ice and the actual drink part was just Arizona green tea and Torani syrup. If I’d realized I’d be paying 8 bucks for what I could’ve gotten at EZ Mart for 99 cents a can, I would’ve said forget it. They looked at me like I was speaking gibberish when I specified that I’d like my green tea sweet, which you would typically do at any other boba tea shop. I guess that should’ve been a red flag, so I suppose I’m partly to blame. But either way, heads up, don’t waste your money here!

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Izod Man
This was not the coffee shop I was expecting but rather a sweets store selling assortments of fudge (I’ve had better) and sweets. The coffee was good but this isn’t your typical coffee shop but rather rather a stop if you have the little ones.

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Melody Vo
Super sweet couple! They have an amazing selection of food, drinks, and fudge.

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Amber
NOT a good coffe shop. I ordered lattes and asked if they had whole milk. She said they had 2%, and I said that’s fine. I was charged $4 for specialty milks. Asked for a cup of water and was charged $2. They were not lattes, they tasted like a little bit of badly brewed coffee in a big cup of milk. The place has cute Bigfoot decor, but that’s about it.

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Leianna
Boba was horrible. They were also rude and showed obvious signs that they did not want our business because we’re not caucasian. If you’re a person of color, do not come to this place. You will be treated poorly.

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Martha Danielle
I ordered boba and it was not good. I honestly had to throw it away. Which was a waste of my time and money. I also order food but still over priced for the quality.

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