Roadkill Cafe Menu – Elberta, AL

Type : Restaurant

Location : Elberta, AL

Based on 292 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.6 stars. Price $

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No delivery

Roadkill Cafe 36530

Address:
25076 State St, Elberta, AL 36530

Phone: (251) 986-5377

Website: https://roadkill-cafe.business.site/

Hours

Thursday 10 AM–12:30 PM
Friday 10 AM–12:30 PM
Saturday Closed
Sunday 10 AM–1 PM
Monday

(Labor Day)
10 AM–12:30 PM

Hours might differ
Tuesday 10 AM–12:30 PM
Wednesday 10 AM–12:30 PM

Menu

Entrees
Center Line Bovine $4.95
The Chicken $3.95
Flat Cat $2.95
Thumper-On-The-Bumper $3.95
Taste of the Wild Side Still in the Hide​
Chunk Of Skunk $1.95
Smidgen Pigeon $1.95
Road Toad $1.65
Snake ‘N’ Bake Snake $2.25
Swirl Squirrel $1.55
Rigor Mortis Tortoise $6.75
You’ll Eat Like a Hog When You Taste Our Dog​
Slab Of Lab $2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie $1.95
Cocker Cutlets $3.95
Shar-Pei Fillet $5.95
Snippet Of Whippet $4.50
Collie Hit By A Trolley $3.95
German Shepherd Pie $3.95
Round Of Hound $4.25
Late Night Delight​
Rack Of Raccoon $3.95
Smear Of Deer $4.95
Awesome Possum $1.95
Cheap Sheep $0.43
Side Orders​
Bowl Of Mole $0.38
Splat Of Cat $0.45
Square Of Hare $0.68
Link Of Mink $1.07
Spoon Of Coon $0.32
Gizzard Of Lizard $0.98
Platter Of Bladder $0.48
Squish Of Fish $0.13
Pinch Of Finch $1.37
Broth Of Moth $0.17
Fork Of Stork $0.21
Hurled Of Squirrel $0.96
Chin Of Hen $0.13
Some State Menu Items​
Illinois – Pavement Possum
Served on a bun, this beast is awesome
$9.95
Missouri – Show Me” Shitzu
A hairy little treat w/ fuzzy little feet
$7.75
Kansas – Curbside Kitty
A little bitty, bite size kitty
$10.50
Oklahoma – Airbrake Owl $7.75
Texas – 2 – Step Terrier
Step 1, we hit, step 2, you eat it
$8.50
New Mexico – Chihuahua Chili
A southwest delight that shivers when it bites
$7.95
Arizona – Grand Canyon” Cougar
A big mountain cat, that you’ll eat till you’re fat
$10.50
California – Cream – O – Kitty $9.95
From the Bar, Your Drink Is Our Delight​
Crank Case Slip
Blended w/ road oil & squirrel, poured over ice or straight up
$1.59
Radiator Green
A blend of prestone & zerex w/ a dash of scorpion venom over crushed ice
$1.69
Transmission Grind
The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended w/ the finniest blended w/ the finniest straight up
$1.79
The Bucket Delight
We prairie everything that is left over from the night before, w/ just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finish this & it is on the house
$3.95
Green Spin For The Kids
Only the best fogs in the blender will do here! Mixed w/ a few road toads to give it that great taste! Served over ice, 18oz. Class
$0.69
Deerly Departed​
No-Luck Buck
Just can’t duck a truck
$4.95
Big Bagged Stag
Don’t gag on your stag
$5.95
Too-Slow Doe
Had one lane to go
$4.95
Long Gone Fawn
Found dead on your lawn
$3.50
No Fear Deer
Just had a bad year
$6.75
Roadside Remnants
Deathers & leathers stand back in hot weather
$0.15
Rodeo Rejects​
Buckaroo Quarter Horse
With fried onions, of course
$3.55
7 – Course Swayback Horse
1 big steamin’ plate w/ a 6 pack
$6.95
Beer Basted Steer
Hit from the rear
$3.60
Horse Hocks
The other red meat
$4.95
Weakly Special​
Mangled Mule Cruel
You’ll drool like a fool
$2.80
Off – Road Delights​
High Speed Special
What’s that, a cat
$2.95
Bad-Brake Steaks
Some​ possum, some snakes
$1.95
One-Eyed Dog
Hit in the fog – found on a log
$3.25
Off The Roof Hoof
Tried jumping but goofed
$1.85
Gunk Of Skunk
Sun-ripened​ & shrunk
$4.25
Varmint Vittles
Guts galore, you’ll want more
$1.95
It’s A Kitty
What a pity – looks real bad & kind a sh..er, um. flat
$2.70
Highway Hash
Starts w/ a crash
$1.25
Caddie “Grilled” Patty
Some poor little critter just went kersplatty
$1.50
Summer Time Treats It’s Some Kinda Meat​
Sidewinder Stew
Bronco buster then dusted w/ musted
$4.55
Last – Year’s Steer
It tastes a mite queer, dried in the hide, not boiled or fried
$3.80

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Reviews

Carole Headley
Great buffet! Very casual, down home atmosphere with delicious southern cuisine. Fried chicken was amazing!! They have very limited hours, lunch only, so do not procrastinate!

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PHILIP FINKLE
Had to stop, loved the name, it is a famous locals eatery,waiting line for a table. Large buffet changes every day. Friday is Catfish and Fried Chicken both delicious and all the fixings only other thing was a large burger whopper to large to finish. A Diamond in the Rough

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Shirley Madison
Daily lunch buffet (only) which includes a drink and dessert (sheet cake). Only open 11-1. It feels like you’re stepping back in a simpler time; very small, neat building, with friendly and kind servers and the 2 owners were very nice. If you go after church on Sunday, you get a dollar off your meal.

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Wendy De La Cruz
Come eat here if you enjoy affordable, delicious home-cooked food, all you can eat, in a comfortable place thar feels like you’re at your family’s house. Staff is super friendly and goes out of your way to make sure you have what you need. We ate here twice, and both times it was delicious. Even our kids loved it, and they are picky eaters. Buffet came with a drink, salad bar, and dessert. Plus we bought some fun t-shirts for the restaurant.

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Wayne Anders
I eat at the Roadkill frequently. The food is always good. It’s a nice little all you care to eat buffet. The fries chicken and fried catfish are some of the best. The veggies are good and well seasoned. My favorite part is the soft serve ice cream.

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Deborah Cason
My mother was visiting me from Georgia, and we just happened to Drive by there, and she’s like, oh, let’s stop there. They probably have good homemade Southern food! Needless to say, they did not.

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Amanda Gifford
Great food!! And amazing staff!!! The biscuits and fried chicken were the best!! My dad loved the mashed potatoes and gravy!! Driving thrue Alabama seen the little place an thought the name was cute come to find out it was a buffet!! It was the best buffet. All the food was fresh and delicious!!

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kristen biles
Fried chicken was delicious. As was the made from scratch cake. Fresh salad bar was great, too. Buffet style with beverage included. Catchy name! Only downside was the dirty chairs.

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Larry De La Druz
Everything was so delicious, real home cooking. The owner and her staff are amazing, thank so much for your hospitality.

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M. Hurley
This seems to be one of the happiest places to eat. People calling out to people as they’re coming through the door and everybody cheering or laughing and talking to each other whether they know you or not. Just a Hometown restaurant with great food

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