Village Idiot Pizza Menu – Columbia, SC

Type : Pizza restaurant

Location : Columbia, SC

Unpretentious eatery with a create-your-own pizzas, grinders & other casual staples. Based on 243 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 3.9 stars. Price $

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ No-contact delivery

Village Idiot Pizza 29206

Address:
4517 Forest Dr, Columbia, SC 29206

Phone: (803) 252-8646

Website:

Hours

Wednesday 11 AM–9 PM
Thursday 11 AM–9 PM
Friday 11 AM–9 PM
Saturday 11 AM–9 PM
Sunday 11 AM–9 PM
Monday Closed
Tuesday 11 AM–9 PM

Menu

Appetizers
Italian Cheese Dip
“Dirty” cheese fondue mixed with house red sauce, parmesan, Italian sausage. Served with house pizza crust strips		 $7.99
Cheese Chips
Warm cheese fondue covered wing chips with bacon, jalapeno, melted cheddar cheese		 $7.99
Bleu Cheese Chips
Bleu cheese fondue covered wing chips		 $7.29
Mozzarella Sticks
Served with house red sauce		 $8.99
Garlic Knots
Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and Parmesan, served with house red sauce		 $5.19
Breaded Mushrooms
Served with ranch		 $7.99
Pizza Fries
Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella. Served with ranch dip.		 $7.29
Rosemary Fries
Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.		 $5.99
Cheese Bread
Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce		 $6.29
Garlic Bread
Served with house red sauce		 $5.19
Celery With Bleu Cheese Or Ranch $3.19
Salads
Dressings
Homemade House Italian, ranch, bleu cheese, honey mustard, lite raspberry viniagrette
Individual Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green peppers, onions, pepperoncini		 $4.19
Family Idiot Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green peppers, onions, pepperoncini		 $6.99
Individual Greek Salad
Tomatoes, capers, onion, calamata olives, pepperoncini, feta cheese (anchovies available upon request)		 $6.29
Family Greek Salad
Tomatoes, capers, onion, calamata olives, pepperoncini, feta cheese (anchovies available upon request)		 $9.39
Individual Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast		 $8.49
Family Grilled Chicken Salad
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast		 $10.49
Antipasto Salad
Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, and mozzarella		 $10.49
Spinach Salad
Bacon, tomato, bleu cheese crumble, lite raspberry vinaigrette		 $8.29
Wings and Fingers
Wing Flavors
Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ, TeriQ, Garlic Butter Parmesan, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ ($.79)
Wings Per Pound
Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese		 $10.49
Wing Basket
A pound of wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese		 $11.49
Chicken Fingers
Served with choice of dip sauce ($0.99 extra to toss in your favorite wing flavor)		 $8.99
Chicken Finger Basket
Served with wing chips and choice of dip sauce ($0.99 extra to toss in your favorite wing flavor)		 $9.99
Celery With Bleu Cheese Or Ranch $3.19
Create Your Own Pizza
12″ Small Pizza
Base Sauces: Red, white, pesto		 $12.39
Ranch Or Pesto Swirl $1.49
12″ Toppings
Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, onions, black olives, tomatoes, garlic, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, pineapple, broccoli, green olives, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichokes		 $1.59
12″ Premium Toppings
Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives ricotta cheese, salami, anchovies, meatballs, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomatoes, capers, bleu cheese crumbles		 $2.09
16″ Large Pizza
Base Sauces: Red, white, pesto		 $14.39
16″ Toppings
Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, onions, black olives, tomatoes, garlic, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, pineapple, broccoli, green olives, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichokes		 $2.09
16″ Premium Toppings
Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives ricotta cheese, salami, anchovies, meatballs, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomatoes, capers, bleu cheese crumbles		 $2.59
Pizza by the Slice
Cheese $2.69
Daily Specialty $3.79
Create Your Own
$0.50 per topping, limit 4		 $2.69
Idiot Suggestions
All Specialty Pies Also Available In 12″ For $3 Less Than List Price
16″ Village Special
Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives		 $19.89
16″ The Godfather
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper		 $17.69
16″ Kamikaze
Ham, pineapple, jalapeno		 $17.99
16″ Italian
Ham, pepperoni, salami		 $17.99
16″ Park Avenue
Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken		 $19.79
16″ Freshman Fifteen
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch		 $17.69
16″ Rajun Cajun
Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno		 $18.69
16″ The Barnyard
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese		 $19.79
16″ Fat Hawaiian
Ham, pineapple, bacon		 $17.99
16″ Jason “The Bud Man” Special
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese		 $19.89
16″ Meaty, Beaty, Big, & Bouncy
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef		 $18.99
16″ Chicken Hibachi
Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce		 $18.69
16″ Pesto Primavera
Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato		 $18.69
16″ Greek
Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper		 $19.79
16″ White Pizza Paradise
White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic		 $18.69
16″ Italian Flag
White base, spinach, tomato, garlic		 $17.69
16″ Octopus Garden
Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion		 $19.89
16″ Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese		 $17.99
16″ Rucker
Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon		 $18.69
16″ Sorenson’s Great White North
White base, bacon, Italian sausage		 $17.69
16″ Chicken Mediterranean
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion		 $19.89
16″ Zambini
Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno		 $19.79
Grinders
Sides
Served with potato chips. Substitute wing chips, rosemary fries, or side salad for $1.99.
Italian Club
Ham, salami, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing		 $9.29
Chicken Parmesan
Fried chicken, house red sauce, melted provolone		 $9.29
Meatball Parmesan
Meatballs, house red sauce, melted provolone		 $9.29
Ham And Provolone
Ham, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing		 $9.29
Calzones
Cheese Calzone
Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella with a side of red sauce		 $8.99
1 Topping Calzone $9.59
Up To 3 Topping Calzone $10.99
Something Sweet
2 Cannolis
Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream		 $4.89
Dough Pillows
Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar		 $5.99

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Reviews

Caroline Brown
Ordered here for the first time a few nights ago. It was through DoorDash. I had a BYO pizza (cheese, feta, sundried tomatoes, and pesto) that was sooo greasy. The entire box was saturated and the pizza was soggy. Had to roll up the slices to even attempt to eat it. Flavor wasn’t bad, but difficult to eat from the oil. Our other pizza was a specialty and literally didn’t have toppings on 1/4 of it. I’m not sure what happened? Had heard good things about this place and had high hopes.

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Brandie Cunningham
I’m on my food world tour as I am new to the area. I love pizza and I haven’t had any since moving here. Someone suggested me this place and so I stopped by. I will not be returning. My food was ready upon arrival, the place was clean, and the service was nice but I just truly do not like the pizza. I think it’s the dough maybe, but yeah I’m not even sure I’ll finish it. I want to follow up and say the pizza is not nasty. I just personally do not like it. I have high pizza expectations and this just didn’t hit it. But give them a try for yourself and see how you like it!!

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Jared Smith
This is one of the best pizza joints in the area. The pizza is amazing and never disappoints. The atmosphere is “college bar” and is always lively. The drinks are free flowing, and the place never disappoints. But the PIZZA! That’s what it is all about, and they have amazing crusts, great selections of toppings, and great prices. Even when we can’t stay and have a beer, we always order to go…….you will NOT be disappointed!

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Bryan Jackson
Great spot. Has more of a NY counter pizzeria. The pizza is also really good. The lunch specials and the daily specials are a good deal. Great spot for a quick lunch bite or take out.

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Robert Gainous
“If you’re a pizza connoisseur” please look elsewhere. Here is a picture of one of our Saturday night 8:20pm delivery pizzas. It was supposed to be a ham and pineapple pizza. There is literally only 7 tidbits of pineapple on a 16” pizza. As you can see, not much going on. With gratuity $60.00 doesn’t get you much and the additional pepperoni pizza wasn’t much better. I would recommend looking elsewhere for the money and quality of pizza they provide. Good luck

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Beth Cooper
Not sure who was preparing pizzas last night, but we had the best pizza yet and we’ve had many VI pizzas!!! Toppings were evenly distributed. Pizza had more sauce than usual and was cooked to perfection.

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slasher in the void
Very enthusiastic staff; they talk with you, very friendly, seem delighted to be there, the staffs pizza making skills are on point, you can see them flip the dough in the air, fair pricing, and just overall a great place.

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Onna Koehn
We have been visiting here happily for the past few months on Wednesday nights for their BOGO pizza. The price point is great for families with kids. The service is always pleasant, on the phone and in person. Nice selection of toppings for any palate. 4 stars for lack of salt in crust which is a preference.

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C. H.
Love the new dairy-free, VEGAN cheese option & hope that it stays permanently! This is true NY style pizza which is a big ask once you move from the northeast to SC…however, you have nailed it. Perfect toppings to sauce to crust ratio. First time I have ordered a large pizza since moving here that felt like a true large. Have been hearing how great Idiot Pizza is for almost 12 years but could never try it until today because I can’t eat dairy…man I was missing out. Please keep this dairy free cheese as a menu option so I can keep coming back 🙂

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House Slipper
This is A Classic Little Pizza Spot. Simple Stone Oven Pizza That Was Very Delicious. Friendly Staff ! I Will Return To Try More Menu Items!

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