The Stupid Cow Cafe Menu – Spokane Valley, WA

Type : Restaurant

Location : Spokane Valley, WA

Based on 499 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.3 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No delivery

The Stupid Cow Cafe 99016

Address:
17416 E Sprague Ave, Spokane Valley, WA 99016

Phone: (509) 474-0816

Website:

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Hours

Sunday 6:30 AM–2 PM
Monday

(Labor Day)
6:30 AM–2 PM

Hours might differ
Tuesday 6:30 AM–2 PM
Wednesday 6:30 AM–2 PM
Thursday 6:30 AM–2 PM
Friday 6:30 AM–2 PM
Saturday 6:30 AM–2 PM

Menu

Breakfast
1/2 Order Biscuits & Sausage With Eggs
Our fabulous sausage gravy over one fresh baked biscuits, two eggs and sausage.
Chicken Fried Steak
Comes with breakfast potatoes and toast. Hand battered hand dipped country fried steak with our special sausage gravy, two eggs your way.
Heavenly Sandwich
Handcrafted vanilla cinnamon French toast with choice of ham, bacon, sausage with egg and cheese and side of syrup comes with tater rounds.
PBB Treat
Grilled peanut butter and bacon sammy (with a hint of cinnamon sugar) come with tater rounds.
3 Egg Omelets
Garbage Omelet
Everything we can legally stuff in it.
Veggie Omelet
Cheese, onion, green peppers, olives, mushrooms, tomatoes, DUH veggies.

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Reviews

Tess TheBesta
Was delicious, we got the avocado eggs benedict as well as the grilled cheese and ham. As you can see it smelled so good that we dug in before I took the pictures lol. The servers were friendly and atmosphere was great. I loved how when the order to go was ready there is a “moo” instead of a dinging bell. Super cute little cafe I highly recommend. 🙂

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kalvin le
Best breakfast in The Valley! I can’t get enough of their gravy, the perfect combination of smoothness, flavor, and sausage chunks. I ordered a chicken fried steak and biscuits n gravy, both were delicious with a generous portion (enough for 3 adults to share), for less than $30. The staffs were friendly and helpful with my order (asked for gravy on the side so my chicken and biscuits don’t get soggy). 10/10 recommend and definitely come back for more!

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Peter Kerr
This place is AMAZING! I’ve tried chicken fried steak at almost every top breakfast place in Spokane or surrounding areas and the stupid cows was BY FAR my favorite! Their potatoes o’brien were perfectly seasoned and were so good they didn’t need ANY ketchup at all. The chicken fried steak was cooked to perfection and was so tender I just used my fork to cut into it. The service was quick and the severs were friendly and the best part is it’s right down the street from my house! This is definitely the new go to breakfast place for me and my family.

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Kye Herzog
my food was very good. however my server seemed uninterested. she never asked if i needed a box. i had to wait 10 minutes after i finished eating before she came back over so that i could ask for a box.

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Bill Noble
Can’t remember when I’ve had such a complete below average experience ! The place was about 60% full. The 2 servers walked by our table 5 times before I had to ask for more coffee. The foods was just nothing that I don’t make at home. Various reviewers used the term “amazing “ and I suggest they look up the definition of that word. How would they describe a true top rated restaurant staffed by trained chefs making unique dishes with high quality ingredients ?!

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Tazz
This is a very well-rounded diner! Very unique name and really good parking for the area.

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Nolan Christensen
The food here is fantastic. I got the country scramble and gotta say that this was one of the best meals I’ve had in a while. If I lived here I’d have to be careful to only eat here now and again, because if you came every day- and it is good enough to merit that, I’d say- you’d get overweight real quick.

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Bailey A
First time here after seeing all the rave everywhere. Walked in and was told it would be a 45 minute wait, so we had our names added to the list. Oddly enough there seemed to be empty (clean and ready to go tables) but who knows. We waited the time frame given in our car and got the call to come in for our table. By then it was fairly empty inside. I wasn’t 100% sure what I wanted, although I felt a little rushed in choosing I did enjoy what I got with the substitution I made. My friend really enjoyed her meal too. Beats our typical Red Robin meet up! Would definitely try again just at an earlier time or a different day. Not a Sunday. 🙂

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Holla
Really cute interior, our waitress was very pleasant, the food average and overpriced.

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jason farnsworth
My wife and I make it a point to try new places all over Spokane and coeur d’alene. This was bar none the worst experience of the year thus far. Overpriced very low quality food. We both left the place feeling nauseous. I wish I could give zero stars it was so bad.

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