Kale Me Crazy Homewood | Health Food Restaurant Birmingham Menu – Homewood, AL

Type : Health food restaurant

Location : Homewood, AL

Kale Me Crazy is a superfood café. We offer juices, smoothies, salads and wraps in a sleek upscale environment. We are here to support your healthy lifestyle through the use of fresh, organic and raw food.

We believe in real food and that everyone deserves access to real food. We provide a variety of quick and nutritious options to customers. The demand for healthy food is on rise and we are determined to meet that demand.

Based on 156 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.5 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No-contact delivery

Kale Me Crazy Homewood | Health Food Restaurant Birmingham 35209

Address:
1831 28th Ave S #106, Homewood, AL 35209

Phone: (205) 593-4707

Website:

Hours

Thursday 7 AM–6 PM
Friday 7 AM–6 PM
Saturday 9 AM–6 PM
Sunday 11 AM–6 PM
Monday

(Labor Day)
 7 AM–6 PM

Hours might differ
Tuesday 7 AM–6 PM
Wednesday 7 AM–6 PM

Menu

Juices
Kale Yeah!
Kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon.		 $11.40
Paradise
Apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger.		 $11.40
Beet-L-Juice
Apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger.		 $11.40
The Glow
Pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric.		 $11.40
Charcoal Lemonade
h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon		 $9.70
Orange Juice
Fresh squeezed orange juice		 $7.45
Go Green
Kale, spinach, cucumber, celery		 $11.40
Watermelon
100% cold-pressed watermelon juice		 $9.15
Smoothies
Recovery
Banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein.		 $12.00
Grounded
Almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey.		 $10.85
Tropical Trippin
Orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk.		 $10.85
Burning Kale
Celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne.		 $10.85
Green Dream
Kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water.		 $10.85
Super Matcha
Matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk.		 $10.85
The Warrior
Maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave.		 $11.40
Power House
Avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein.		 $13.15
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein		 $12.00
Shots
Wellness Shot
Ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon.		 $6.85
Elderberry
elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon		 $6.85
Brain-On
orange, lemon, blue-green algae		 $6.85
Painkiller
Ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey.		 $5.70
Ginger $2.85
Lemon $0.90
Acai & More
Acai Bowl
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.		 $13.70
Deluxe Acai Bowl
Our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.		 $14.85
Overnight Oats
oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter		 $13.70
Specialty Drinks
Power Iced Latte
Organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.		 $8.55
Power Frappe $8.00
KMC Frappe $5.70
KMC Iced Latte $6.30
Matcha Iced Latte
Matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.		 $6.30
Cafe Au Lait
coffee, maple syrup, oat milk		 $6.30
Hot Cocoa
cacao, maple syrup, vanilla, sea salt, oat milk		 $6.30
Beetroot Latte
organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk		 $6.30
Matcha Rose Latte
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk		 $6.30
Golden Latte
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk		 $6.30
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk		 $6.30
Hot Tea
organic tea		 $4.60
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
lion’s mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk		 $7.45
Salads
Mediterranean Hummus
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas		 $13.15
Kale Salad
Kale, cabbage, quinoa, serrano peppers, scallion, mint, cilantro, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.		 $13.70
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, kale, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette		 $14.85
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, golden raisins, shaved parmesan, honey dijon dressing		 $13.70
Greek Salad
Lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za’atar, lemon vinaigrette.		 $13.70
Smoked Salmon Salad
Lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard-boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette.		 $18.85
Wraps & Sandwiches
Breakfast Wrap
organic hard boiled egg, avocado, tomato, feta, and arugula wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.		 $12.55
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla		 $13.15
Tuna Wrap
House-made tuna salad, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, vegan mayonnaise and hot sauce wrapped in spinach tortilla.		 $13.70
Turkey Wrap
Organic turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.		 $13.15
Chicken Pesto Wrap
Organic chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, Mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.		 $15.40
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel		 $9.70
Poke
Poke Bowl
Wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.		 $17.70
Toast
Single Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread		 $8.00
Double Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread		 $16.00
Single Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread		 $7.45
Double Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread		 $14.85
Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread		 $7.45
Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread		 $10.85
Snacks & Water
Energy Bites
dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao.		 $6.85
Bottled Water $2.30
Perrier $2.85
Chips $2.30
Cookies $2.85
Chia Pudding
chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, and vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries and goji berries		 $9.15
Catering | Add-Ons
Chips $2.30
Cookie $2.85
House Made Lemonade $19.40
Iced Tea
Lightly sweetened.		 $16.00
Catering | Combos
Large Salad Combo
Serves 18-20. Your choice of any 4 half-sized salads.		 $119.70
Large Wrap + Salad Combo
Serves 8-12 people. Your choice of 16 half wraps (8 full wraps) and two half-sized salads.		 $176.70
Small Salad Combo
Serves 8-10 people. Your choice of any 2 half-sized salads.		 $62.70
Small Wrap + Salad Combo
Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of 8 half wraps (4 full wraps) and one half-sized salad.		 $90.10
Catering | Lunch Boxes
Full-Sized Lunch Box
Per person. Choose any full wrap and 1/2 salad and get an individual lunch box with your choice of chips or cookie.		 $24.55
Standard Lunch Box
Per person. Choose any wrap or salad and get an individual lunch box with your choice of chips or cookie.		 $16.55
Catering | Platters
Salmon Toast Platter
sustainable smoaked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill served on sprouted bread.		 $67.30
Hummus Platter
House-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas		 $47.90
Avocado Toast Platter
Avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on Ezekiel bread (includes 11 mini toasts)		 $55.90
Almond Butter Toast Platter
Almond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on Ezekiel bread (includes 11 mini toasts)		 $44.50
Catering | Salad Bowls
Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Farro Salad (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Quinoa Bowl (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $84.40
Greek Salad (Catering)
8-10 people		 $67.30
Catering | Wrap Trays
Large Wrap Tray
Serves 8-10 people. Your choice of any 16 half wraps (8 full wraps).		 $123.15
Small Wrap Tray
Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of any 8 half wraps (4 full wraps).		 $61.60

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Reviews

Meribeth Camp
The juices are amazing and so are the salads. I’m not sure what the bad thing is on the menu honestly. I’ve certainly not come across it. Here’s the Greek salad pictured. Everything is excellent and that’s exactly how I feel when I eat it!

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David Aaron Sheetz
A healthy option with good vibes. The environment seems extremely clean and the employees took great care of my order. The music wasn’t some generic pop music like most places would have these days and the staff was extremely nice and polite. A good option for both a quick bite or a delivery for lunch! Highly encourage anyone looking for this type of food to give them a try.

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April Bennington
I ordered online via United Mileage Plus Dining which connected me with Chow Now to complete my order. Admittedly, I had to familiarize myself with the system, this being the first time I’ve used it. Should be a piece of cake next time (fingers crossed).

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Christian Wirth
We stopped in while traveling through and we’re completely amazed! Ty was incredibly nice, accommodating, and a great conversationalist! We got the Salmon toast, avocado toast, a chai latte, and a beetroot latte all we’re We will definitely be back, thank you for an awesome experience! <3

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Felisha Chism
Today was my first visit, and it was the beginning of many, many more!! I met two amazing new friends who gave me the best advice on juice cleansing. The care in their words and advice were above and beyond my expectations. Customer Care is so important. And…this Kale salad with Tuna Salad was Absolutely Delicious!!!

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Latasha Dia
This place is amazing! The best service and açaí bowls in America. Vanessa and Ty treat their staff and customers like family. Healthy eating is a Lifestyle and here at Kale me Crazy it feels like an effortless investment. 🙂

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Jennie Politano
Kale Me Crazy is the best spot in Homewood for a smoothie on the go or when you need that healthy fix! Special shoutout to Brooklyn for being so patient with me when I was having issues with my ApplePay. Be sure to check them out and share the love for this local spot!

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Tannah Marshall
Best salad I’ve ever had in my life and I’m a normie who doesn’t usually go for a salad.

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Valerie Jones
The quinoa salad was great. My friend got the kale salad and it was huge! She enjoyed it.

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Kimmie Mack
Omg the salmon salad was absolutely delicious!!!! I was super impressed with the paradise juice and salad! The service was great! The staff was friendly and knowledgeable!

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