Kale Me Crazy | Health Food Restaurant West Hollywood Menu – West Hollywood, CA

Type : Restaurant

Location : West Hollywood, CA

Kale Me Crazy is a superfood café. We offer juices, smoothies, salads, açaí bowls, specialty drinks, toasts and wraps in a sleek upscale environment. We are here to support your healthy lifestyle through the use of fresh, organic and raw food. We believe in real food and that everyone deserves access to real food. We provide a variety of quick and nutritious options to customers. The demand for healthy food is on rise and we are determined to meet that demand.

Based on 37 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.8 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ No-contact delivery

Kale Me Crazy | Health Food Restaurant West Hollywood 90069

Address:
8801 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood, CA 90069

Phone: (424) 288-4336

Website:

Hours

Friday 7 AM–8 PM
Saturday 9 AM–8 PM
Sunday 9 AM–6 PM
Monday

(Labor Day)
 7 AM–8 PM

Hours might differ
Tuesday 7 AM–8 PM
Wednesday 7 AM–8 PM
Thursday 7 AM–8 PM

Menu

Juices
Kale Yeah!
Kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon.		 $11.40
Paradise
Pineapple, apple, spinach, ginger		 $11.40
The Glow
Pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric.		 $11.40
Charcoal Lemonade
h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon		 $9.70
Orange Juice
Fresh squeezed orange juice		 $7.45
Go Green
Kale, spinach, cucumber, celery		 $11.40
Watermelon
100% cold-pressed watermelon juice		 $9.15
Smoothies
Recovery
Banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein.		 $12.00
Grounded
Almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey.		 $10.85
Tropical Trippin
Orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk.		 $10.85
Burning Kale
Celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne.		 $10.85
Green Dream
Kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water.		 $10.85
Super Matcha
Matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk.		 $10.85
The Warrior
Maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave.		 $11.40
Power House
Avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein		 $13.15
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein		 $12.00
Shots
Elderberry
Elderberry, orange, ginger and lemon		 $6.85
Wellness Shot
Ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon.		 $6.85
Painkiller
Ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey.		 $5.70
Brain-On
orange, lemon, blue-green algae		 $6.85
Ginger $2.85
Lemon $0.90
Acai & More
Acai Bowl
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.		 $13.70
Deluxe Acai Bowl
Our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.		 $14.85
Overnight Oats
oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter.		 $13.70
Specialty Drinks
Power Iced Latte
organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.		 $8.55
KMC Iced Latte
organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon		 $6.30
Matcha Iced Latte
Matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.		 $6.30
Beetroot Latte
organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk		 $6.30
Matcha Rose Latte
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk		 $5.70
Golden Latte
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk		 $6.30
Hot Tea
organic tea		 $4.60
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
lion’s mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk		 $7.45
Cafe Au Lait
organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk		 $6.30
Hot Cocoa
cacao, maple syrup, vanilla, sea salt, oat milk		 $5.70
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk		 $6.30
Salads
Mediterranean Hummus
House-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, garbanzo beans, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, spinach tortilla chips		 $13.15
Kale Salad
Kale, cabbage, quinoa, serrano peppers, scallion, mint, cilantro, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.		 $13.70
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, kale, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette		 $14.85
Smoked Salmon Salad
Lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hardboiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette.		 $18.85
Greek Salad
Lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za’atar, lemon vinaigrette.		 $13.70
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, golden raisins, shaved parmesan, pecans, honey dijon dressing		 $13.70
Wraps & Sandwiches
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel		 $9.70
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla		 $13.15
Tuna Wrap
House-made tuna salad, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, vegan mayonnaise and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.		 $13.70
Turkey Wrap
roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.		 $13.15
Chicken Pesto Wrap
grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.		 $15.40
Poke
Poke Bowl
Wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.		 $17.70
Toast
Single Avocado Toast
Ezekiel bread, avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix.		 $8.00
Double Avocado Toast
sprouted bread, avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix.		 $16.00
Single Almond Butter Toast
sprouted bread, almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey.		 $7.45
Double Almond Butter Toast
sprouted bread, organic almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey.		 $14.85
Salmon Toast
*New and Improved!*

sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread.

 $10.85
Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread		 $7.45
Snacks & Water
Bottled Water $2.30
Cookies $2.85
Peanut Butter Energy Bites
dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao.		 $6.85
Perrier $2.85
Sweet Potato Chips $2.85
CATERING – Salad Bowls
Greek Salad (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Farro Salad (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Quinoa Bowl (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $84.40
Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)
Serves 8-10 people.		 $67.30
CATERING – Wrap Trays
Large Wrap Tray
Serves 8-10 people. Your choice of any 16 half wraps (8 full wraps).		 $123.15
Small Wrap Tray
Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of any 8 half wraps (4 full wraps).		 $61.60
CATERING – Lunch Boxes
Standard Lunch Box
Choose any wrap or salad and get an individual lunch box with your choice of chips or cookie.		 $16.55
Full-Sized Lunch Box
Choose any full wrap and 1/2 salad and get an individual lunch box with your choice of chips or cookie.		 $24.55
CATERING – Platters
Almond Butter Toast Platter
Almond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on Ezekiel bread (includes 11 mini toasts)		 $44.50
Avocado Toast Platter
Avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on Ezekiel bread (includes 11 mini toasts)		 $55.90
Hummus Platter
house-made hummus, cucumber, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas		 $47.90
Salmon Toast Platter
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill served on sprouted bread		 $67.30
CATERING – Add-Ons
Chips $2.30
Cookie $2.85

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Reviews

Ielisiah Reese
Super sweet and fast the staff are amazing. The food is amazing i would Definitely recommend the food and drinks great place to have brunch

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The Kisa’s World
Went there for lunch, very good food. Super healthy, LOVED Farro Salad with Egg and Smoothie with greens. Great service and atmosphere, it feels like you are at the someone’s home seating at the kitchen counter:) Really great to have this new place walking distance from the house.

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MORI N.
I tried this place for the first time today for lunch as I am a fan of healthy food.

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Lisa Cohen
Adorable & open early!

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Julie Shaw
Hands down the best smoothies in LA. How smoothies should taste and. If you’re looking for some REAL Healthy food and fast come here!!! They have great salads, wraps, avocado and salmon toasts. The mushroom coffee is delicious. Happy that Kale Me Crazy is open in West Hollywood. And the atmosphere is great especially with the big window on the corner. Great place to work and meet up with friends. Seriously eat there. And they have great vegan options too! As well as fresh pressed juice. So it’s your one stop shop for fast healthy food.

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ash mc
Tried this place out recently and loved my matcha latte. It wasn’t too sweet like most places. Can’t wait to check try out the rest of the menu

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Sebastián A.
I haven’t even ordered but I can already say this place will soon be called “permanently closed”.

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Ryan Venter
Kale Me Crazy is awesome! The smoothies were excellent especially the Super Matcha. Also the avocado toast is excellent, tons of flavor and perfectly toasted. Great place to eat a healthy meal in West Hollywood!

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Nicholas Flickinger
Had super great food and a smoothie. The staff was really friendly!

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Greg Walloch
Kale Me Crazy now finally open on the corner of Palm Avenue and Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood! Healthy offerings – salads, bowls, toasts, smoothies, wellness shots and lattes at a reasonable price. Excellent people watching with large windows facing one of the liveliest corners in the area. Shout out to Antoinette and Gill. They’re super friendly and knowledgeable and make coming here a great experience.

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