Los Paisas Locos Menu – Newport News, VA

Type : Mexican restaurant

Location : Newport News, VA

Homestyle Mexican & Honduran platters & drinks are doled out in a narrow, unfussy locale. Based on 555 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.0 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ Delivery

Los Paisas Locos 23606

Address:
11710 Jefferson Ave, Newport News, VA 23606

Phone: (757) 595-8226

Website:

Hours

Thursday 11 AM–10 PM
Friday 11 AM–10 PM
Saturday 11 AM–10 PM
Sunday 11 AM–9 PM
Monday 11 AM–10 PM
Tuesday 11 AM–10 PM
Wednesday 11 AM–10 PM

Menu

Entradas o Appetizers
Alitas de Pollo (8) $15.00
Desayuno Ranchero $13.48
Desayuno Tipico $12.50
Huevos con chorizo $13.47
Pastelitos Salvadorenos (3) $12.00
Tostadas $0.00
Tostones de Camaron o Pollo $14.55
Yuca con Chicharron $12.50
Platos Principales
Carne Asada & Fries $14.00
Ceviche $14.50
Coctel de Camaron $14.99
Fajita #1 $15.50
Fajita #2 $15.50
Fajita #3 $17.99
Fajita de Camaron (Shrimp) $16.99
Fajita Hawaiiana (Pollo & Pineapple) $15.50
Fajita Nachos $14.50
Flautas $13.99
Molcajete Tradicional Paisa Loco $38.99
Nachos Locos $13.99
Plato de Birria $18.50
Plato de Garnachas (10un) $20.00
Plato de Garnachas (5un) $10.00
Steak Burritos $13.99
Taco Combo $12.48
Taco Salad $11.99
Platillos Guatemaltecos
Carne Adobada de Puerco $15.60
Carne Guisada $15.60
Carne Quisada $15.60
Churrasco Chapin $17.67
Enchiladas Guatemaltecas $11.44
Ensalada de Pollo $13.51
Gallina Rellena $15.59
Milanesa de carne de res $16.64
Milanesa de Pollo $16.64
Mixtas Guatamaltecas $13.52
Parrillada Chapina $41.10
Parrillada Chapina Sencilla $20.28
Pollo Encremado $15.59
Pollo Frito $15.59
Platillos Hondurenos
Baleadas Especiales (3) $13.99
Baleadas Sencillas $12.47
Carne Asada a Lestilo $16.64
Carne asada estilo Honduras $16.64
Cena Hondurena $15.00
Chuleta de cerdo con tajada $13.99
Pescado estilo Lago de Yojoa $16.64
Pollo con tajada $13.99
Single Baleadas $4.52
Platillos Salvadorenos
Orden de Pupusas (3) $12.99
Pan con Pollo Salvadoreno $11.18
Pastelitos $12.48
Pupusa $4.50
Dinner Special
Carne a la tampiquena $16.99
Chimichanga $13.49
Chori Pollo $14.99
Enchiladas Dinner – Beef $13.49
Mojarra Frita Tilapia $17.67
Parrilada Mexicana $16.50
Plato de Barbacoa $15.99
Plato de Carne Asada $16.64
Plato de Carne Asada con camarones $19.99
Plato de Carnitas $13.99
Plato de Mar $14.99
Plato de Tamal $11.99
Plato Loco $14.00
Pollo a la tampiquena $16.99
Pollo con Arroz $13.25
Pollo con Camarones $16.64
Pollo Loco $14.00
Steak a Caballo $19.99
Tamale $4.16
Sopas (Caldos)
Bitec encebollado $16.99
Botana Texana $0.00
Chalupas $15.00
Chalupas Sencillas (3) $13.50
Guaraches $6.00
Mariscos $19.75
Pizza de birria $25.99
Res $15.00
Sopa de Gallina $14.56
Sopa de Mondongo o Menudo $15.00
KIDS MENU
Chaparrita para nino $2.12
Jugos para ninos $2.12
Kids Burrito $6.00
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5) $6.24
Kids Chicken Tenders $6.50
Kids Ground Beef Taco $6.00
Kids Quesadilla (Cheese) $6.00
Vaso de leche $3.50
Quesadillas
Quesadilla – Al Pastor $13.00
Quesadilla – Alambre $13.50
Quesadilla – Asada $13.00
Quesadilla – Birria $15.99
Quesadilla – Carne Molida $13.00
Quesadilla – Carnitas $13.00
Quesadilla – Cheese $11.99
Quesadilla – Chorizo $13.00
Quesadilla – Fajita $13.00
Quesadilla – Hongos can Carne $13.22
Quesadilla – Lengua $14.00
Quesadilla – Pollo $13.00
Tortas
Tortas – Al Pastor $11.75
Tortas – Birria $15.99
Tortas – Carne Asada $11.75
Tortas – Carne Molida $11.75
Tortas – Carnitas $11.75
Tortas – Chorizo $11.75
Tortas – Cubana $11.90
Tortas – Lengua $13.40
Tortas – Milanesa Carne $12.00
Tortas – Milanesa Pollo $12.00
Tortas – Pollo $11.75
Tortas – Tripa $11.75
TACOS
(1) Taco $0.00
(1) Taco de Lengua $4.68
Orden de tacos de Birria $15.91
Tacos – Trio $11.50
Tacos de Alambre $12.25
Tacos de Birria (Beef) $5.35
Tacos de Camaron $12.50
Tacos De Lengua $13.52
Tacos Hondurenos $13.52
Burritos
Burrito al Pastor $12.75
Burrito BRC $11.00
Burrito California $13.51
Burrito Carne Asada $12.75
Burrito de Birria $15.99
Burrito de Carne Molida $12.75
Burrito de Carnitas $12.75
Burrito de Chorizo $12.75
Burrito de Lengua $14.50
Burrito de Pollo $12.75
Burrito Fajitas $13.51
Burrito Gigante $15.60
Burrito Mexicano $13.51
Burrito San Jose $13.51
Burrito Verde $13.51
Camarones a la diabla $16.99
Camarones al Ajillo $16.99
Libra de Barbacoa $28.00
Libra de Birria $28.00
Libra de Carnitas $22.00
Tommy Burritos $14.55
Extras
Side Bean Dip $8.00
Side Beans $3.50
Side Cheese Dip (Grande) $8.00
Side Cheese Dip (Mediano) $4.75
Side Chile Toreado $2.50
Side Chori Dip $8.00
Side French Fries $4.00
Side Guacamole (Grande) $8.00
Side Guacamole (Mediano) $4.00
Side Pico de Gallo $2.50
Side Rice $3.50
Side Sour Cream $2.40
Side Tajadas de Guineo Verde $5.00
Side Tortillas $1.25
Tropical Cocktails
Bahama Mama $13.99
Blue Hawaiian $14.99
Bye Mother %$%! $15.99
Liquor Mary Juana $14.99
Long Island Iced Tea $15.00
Orange Crush $12.99
Sex on the Beach $11.99
Soft 1,800 $10.00
Tequila Sunrise $10.00
Trash Can $15.99
Margaritas
Classic Margarita $0.00
Flavored Margarita $0.00
Flavored Margarita NO Alcohol $0.00
Frozen Pina Colada $0.00
Frozen Pina Colada NO Alcohol $0.00
Margarita con Patron $14.00
Margarita Especial de la casa $6.99
Margarita Texana $15.59
Margarita Verde $0.00
Precio De Margaritas De Sabores $8.00
Texan Margarita $0.00
SIDE ORDERS
Chicharrones $6.76
Chory Cheese $2.50
Postres
Empanadas de Platano (2un) $5.00
Flan $6.19
Pastel 3 Leches $6.19
Platanos fritos $8.00
Tamalitos de Elote $3.12
Liquor
1800 $9.50
Absolut $8.32
Bacardi de sabores $7.00
Bikini Martini $13.99
Buchanans $10.00
Captain Morgan $9.36
Cazadores $10.00
Crown Royal $9.50
Don Julio $10.00
Fireball $7.00
Flor de la Cana #18 $12.00
Hennessy $10.99
Herradura $10.00
Jack Daniels $9.00
Jimador $10.00
Johnnie Walker $9.00
Jose Cuervo $9.00
Malibu $8.99
Michelada Loca $14.99
Michelada Sencilla $9.00
Patron $10.40
Silver Bacardi $7.28
Smirnoff Silver $8.31
Tequila de la casa $5.99
Cervezas
Ballena $5.00
Bud Light $4.11
Coors Light $4.11
Corona $4.11
Gallo $5.00
Heineken $4.11
Modelo $4.11
Montecarlos $5.00
Negra Modelo $4.11
Pacifico $4.11
Por Roya $5.00
Regia $9.99
Salvavidas $5.00
Sol $4.11
Tecate $4.11
Tona $5.20
Victoria $4.11
XX $4.11
XX Negra $4.11
Smoothies de frutas
Smoothie de frutas – Durazno $6.00
Smoothie de frutas – Fresa $6.00
Smoothie de frutas – Mango $6.00
Smoothie de frutas – Mora $7.00
Licuados con leche
Licuados con leche – Banana $6.00
Licuados con leche – Blueberry $6.00
Licuados con leche – Fresa $6.00
Licuados con leche – Melon $6.00
Licuados con leche – Mora $7.00
Licuados con leche – Pina $6.00
Sodas
Botella de agua $1.82
Cafe $3.12
Chaparrita para nino $2.12
Coca Cola $3.50
Coca Cola – de botella $3.50
Coca de dieta $3.50
Fanta $3.50
Horchata $3.50
Jarritos de sabor $3.50
Jugos Naturales – Jamaica $3.50
Jugos Naturales – Melon $3.50
Jugos Naturales – Pina $3.50
Jugos Naturales – Tamarindo $3.50
Jugos para ninos $2.12
Orange Crush $12.99
Pink Limonada $3.50
Red Bull $4.00
Sprite $3.50
Vaso de leche $3.50
Lunch Especial
Especial Lunch – Fajita de Carne $11.43
Especial Lunch – Fajita Pollo $11.43
Especial Lunch – Gorditas (2) $14.04
Especial Lunch – Orden Tacos $9.35
Especial Lunch – Plato Combinado $9.35
Especial Lunch – Quesadillas $9.35
Especial Lunch – Taco Combo $9.35
Platillos Mexicanos
Gorditas Plato $14.55
Gorditas Unidad $4.68
Plato de Sopes (2un) $14.04
Sopes Unidad $4.68

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Order and Reservations

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Reviews

Micki
I got Birria tacos. They were $15.99 and super small. They tasted good but a little dry without consume. I thought it would come with it. Maybe it was forgotten. But with the price and how small they are and not getting consume I won’t be ordering this again. I definitely want to try their Birria burrito next time though.

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Naomi Villodas
This place has changed a lot. The food tastes good just the quantity has dropped. It’s not as much as it used to be. my tacos had less meat and also I told him they were for kids and they still put cilantro and onions on it… and the workers forgot to give me chips and salsa, and I had to personally ask while they were on their phone ..

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Spix Weltschmerz – Puckett
I like this tacos! They give you a lot of food! The food is good and tasty! They have a nice salsa selection and just recently improved the place. The place and bathroom are clean. The servers are really nice. The only thing I dislike is that the music is super loud. But if you are around Newport News and feel like tacos, go here :3 Try the quesadilla and the menudo *chef’s kiss*

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Sun Monkey
The first time we went to this restaurant it was supra yummy on a Saturday. The fish tacos were delightful and tasty the service was great. Today! Well today the taco shells were thick like a pita and gross, the fish was old and nasty. The food took 45 minutes to come out, a sadwhich and fish tacos. My friend and I asked for water several times and she ended up having to share my coke with me and we didn’t get a water until we were leaving. Their house margarita tasted like they poured a whole thing of salt in it. So sad . This was within three weeks of each visit.

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focknfree
During this holiday time, please be patient with staff at restaurants and other businesses. They have enough problems dealing with understaffing and trying to please sometimes the same volume of customers while understaffed. They were definitely having an issue with staffing on Xmas Eve.

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CC T
This was my first time here, I placed order for carne guisado and chicken Tamales Guatemaltecos. I get home and realize they replaced the guisado with another dish Carne adobada de puerco. The flavor is good but I realize its pork – I stopped eating pork. I wish they would have contaced me first or atleast replaced the beef dish with another beef dish. The meal also came with homemade flour tortillas, little lettuce and tomatoes sour cream salad and refried beans and rice and small bag of chips and small cntr of red salsa . Everything had great flavor and was seasoned well. The tamale was flavorful and large and I was surprised it came with whole chicken drum

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Brittany Will
I went with a group of 6 tonight. The place was clean and very empty. The entire time we were there no one else came to eat inside. We did see a few people get to go orders. I know we are currently living in a pandemic, but it’s still odd that no one else ever came in. We were there around 6:15 on a Saturday night. Worked for us though! Great social distancing.

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M G
I order from this restaurant yesterday (7/13/23) I ordered @1:20pm they said it would be ready in 20 min I arrived

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David Ivey
Best Mexican Food in Hampton Roads hands down! They just renovated the inside which looks great! Now there is more seating available but they still have the same awesome food and service!

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Talon Smith
The tacos were okay for the price, but we ordered the tres leches cake and it was spoiled. There were literal curds in the milk. We called the restaurant to see if they gave us the wrong thing or if we were able to get refunded for it, but they said that they couldn’t couldn’t help us because they couldn’t find our order, even with our name, number, order number, and the time we placed the order.

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