Crazy Alan’s Swamp Shack Menu – Kemah, TX

Type : Cajun restaurant

Location : Kemah, TX

This Cajun-style seafood spot also offers meat plates in upbeat digs with live music & a roof deck. Based on 3 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.3 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ Delivery

Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack 77565

Address:
310 Texas Ave, Kemah, TX 77565

Phone: (281) 334-5000

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Hours

Wednesday 11 AM–9 PM
Thursday 11 AM–9 PM
Friday 11 AM–10 PM
Saturday 11 AM–10 PM
Sunday 11 AM–9 PM
Monday 11 AM–9 PM
Tuesday 11 AM–9 PM

Menu

Swamp Snacks
Shrimp Cocktail
Mixture of shrimp, Campechana sauce, pico de gallo, topped w/ avocado & (6) boiled shrimps
$15.99
Swamp Shack Deluxe Sampler
Fried pickles, gator bites, (2) Boudain balls, (2) frog legs, and (2) alligator eggs.

Please note that no modifications are possible to the above item.

$21.99
Swamp Shack Premium Sampler
Fried pickles, (2) frog legs, (2) Boudain balls, (2) stuffed jalapenos, (2) shrimp brochette, (2) alligator eggs.

Please note that no modifications are possible to the above item.

$24.99
Seafood Nachos
Bed of tortilla chips topped with crab meat, shrimp & crawfish and our Cajun queso garnished with pico, sour cream and salsa.
$15.99
Crabvocado
Half avocado fried to a golden brown, stuffed with shrimp, crawfish, and crab topped with a white wine cream sauce. Served with fried green beans.
$11.99
Golden Fried Mushrooms
Fried golden brown with remoulade sauce.
$11.99
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Fresh mushrooms stuffed with stuffing of crab, green onions, garlic, sherry wine, and bread crumbs. Topped with white wine cream sauce.
$11.99
Fried Crab Fingers
1/2 lb of crab claws breaded and fried. Served with tartar and cocktail sauce.
$17.99
Sauteed Crab Fingers
1/2 lb of crab claws sauteed in a white wine and garlic cream sauce. Served with garlic bread.
$17.99
Crawfish Pistolettes
Four fluffy rolls filled with crawfish tails and topped with queso or etouffee sauce.
$21.28
Chili Cheese Fries
Homemade chili and queso on a bed of delicious french fries.
$6.99
Chips & Cajun Queso
Homemade tortilla chips, pico de gallo, and famous creamy cheese queso
$9.99
Crispy Swamp Pickles
Crispy golden fried pickle chips served with ranch for dipping.
$9.99
Fried Mozzarella Cheese
Six perfectly fried mozzarella sticks served with homemade marinara sauce.
$10.99
Fried Calamari $12.99
Spinach Dip & Chips $10.99
Boudain Balls
Four of our famous Boudain Balls breaded and fried to perfection.Served with ranch for dipping.
$10.99
Bull Frog Legs
Four frog legs breaded and fried to perfection. Served with ranch for dipping.
$12.99
Gator Bites
Breaded, fried to a golden brown. Served with ranch dressing.
$12.99
Shrimp Stuffed Jalapenos
Jumbo shrimp with three different cheeses stuffed in jalapenos, breaded, and fried golden brown.
$10.99
Shrimp Brochette
Jumbo shrimp stuffed with mozzarella cheese and fresh jalapeno wrapped with bacon.
$10.99
Alligator Eggs
Six scallops wrapped in bacon and fried to perfection. Served with ranch for dipping.
$11.99
Salad, Gumbo, Bisque & Chili
Swamp Salad-Chicken
Spring and green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.

$12.29
Swamp Salad-Shrimp
Spring and green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.

$12.29
Swamp Salad-Gator
Spring and green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.

$14.29
Swamp Gumbo-Chicken And Sausage
Louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra, and spices in a rich roux over rice with crackers.
$8.99
Swamp Gumbo-Shrimp And Crab
Louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra, and spices in a rich roux over rice with crackers.
$9.99
Homemade Swamp Chili
Served over rice, topped with onions, and cheddar cheese.
$9.99
Crab Corn Bisque
Velvety smooth creamy corn bisque, accented with savory lump crab. Served with toasted garlic bread.
$10.99
Red Beans And Rice
Homemade red beans, bacon, and andouille sausage over rice. Served with toasted garlic bread.
$8.99
Fried Seafood
Jumbo Fried Shrimp
Six or nine jumbo fried shrimp served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.
$16.99
Fried Oysters
Six or twelve golden fried oysters served with 1 corn, two potatoes, hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.
$16.99
Fried Oysters & Shrimp
Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.
$16.99
Cajun Fried Blue Cat Dinner
Four golden fried catfish fillets served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.
$16.99
Fried Crawfish Platter
Fried crawfish served on a bed of fries or onion rings. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce
$19.99
Fried Combo Platter
Three catfish strips, three chicken strips, and four shrimp. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.
$23.99
Swamp Trash Platter (Fried)
Fried.Three jumbo shrimp, three oysters, three catfish strips, and alligator. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.
$28.99
Catfish & Shrimp Feast
Four jumbo fried shrimp, four catfish strips, a cup of chicken and sausage gumbo, side salad, and hushpuppies.
$23.99
From the Grill
Jumbo Shrimp
Grilled or Blackened. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
$16.99
Catfish Filet
Grilled or Blackened. Catfish fillet topped with Atchafalaya sauce. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
*Spicy
$15.99
Swamp Red Snapper
Grilled or Blackened. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
$24.29
Blackened Catfish Etouffee
Juicy grilled catfish blackened, topped with alligator etouffee on a bed of dirty rice, and mixed veggies.

Spicy

$23.99
Mixed Seafood Grill
Two skewers of assorted seafood, scallops, shrimp, catfish onions, colored peppers over a bed of dirty rice drizzled with Pontchartrain sauce, and side of mixed veggies.
$21.29
Swamp Shack Specialties
Creole Cajun Etouffee
Cajun etouffee with crawfish French bread. Served over a bed of white rice.
$16.99
Crazy Alan’s Cajun Crawfish Combo
Fried crawfish tails and crawfish etouffee over white rice. Served with a boudain ball and mixed veggies.
$16.99
Shrimp Brochette Dinner
Jumbo shrimp stuffed with mozzarella cheese, fresh jalapeno wrapped with bacon over a bed of white rice, side of red beans, mixed veggies, and garlic sauce.
$20.99
Enchiladas Of The Sea
Three corn tortillas stuffed with crawfish, shrimp, crab, spinach and three cheese chipotle cream sauce, and avocado. Served with dirty rice and sour cream.
$16.99
Cajun Chicken Pasta
Your choice of grilled or blackened chicken over fettuccine noodles and topped with Alfredo sauce.
$15.99
Cajun Shrimp Pasta
Your choice of grilled or blackened shrimp over fettuccine noodles and topped with Alfredo sauce.
$18.99
Trout Medallion
Two trout fillets blackened and wrapped around cajun stuffing. Topped with six blackened shrimp and Pontchartrain sauce
$25.99
Grilled Captains Platter
Grilled or Blackened. Three jumbo shrimp, six scallops, and one snapper filet. Served with garlic taters and mixed veggies.
$33.28
Chicken & Steak
Chicken & Sausage Jambalaya
Chicken, andouille sausage, bell pepper, celery, onions, and crazy alans secret spices mixed with rice.
$16.99
Cajun Grilled Chicken Breast Dinner
Large grilled chicken breast. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
$14.99
Chicken Cancun
Grilled chicken topped with pico, pepper jack, and avocado. Served with your choice of 2 sides.

Spicy

$17.99
Chicken Pontchartrain
Blackened chicken topped w/ Pontchartrain sauce. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
Spicy
$17.99
Cajun Chicken Queso
Grilled chicken smothered in queso topped with crawfish tails over dirty rice. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
$17.99
Cajun Sirloin Steak
10oz Hand cut Sirloin steak basted in our secret sauce and grilled. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
$24.99
Swamp Burgers
Burger
Beef patty. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.
$11.99
Big Daddy Burger
Double meat burger. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries. Please Note Mud Bug and Gator patties can only be cooked Medium Well or Well done.
$16.99
Mud Bug Burger
Hand formed patty mixed w/ craw fish tail meat to create a one of a kind burger you will not forget. Blackened w/ Cajun spices.
$13.99
Alligator Burger
Patty mixed with tenderized alligator meat. Blackened with cajun spices. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.

*Spicy

$14.99
Swamp Chili Cheese Burger
Beef patty with cheddar cheese and a side of our chili to top your burger. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.
$13.99
Swamp Hog Burger (Bacon)
Beef patty mixed with smoked bacon. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.
$13.99
Water Moccasin Burger (Jalapeno)
Beef patty mixed with medium-spice jalapenos. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.

*Spicy

$13.99
In-Bred Burger (Bacon & Jalapeno)
The swamp hog and the water moccasin in bread. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.

*Spicy

$13.99
Club Sandwich
Mound of turkey, ham, bacon, American cheese between three pieces of bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayonnaise, and pickles. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.
$12.99
Roast Beef Melt
swiss cheese, grilled onion and mayo on Texas Toast
$11.99
BLT Sandwich
White bread w/ mayo, Lettuce, Tomato and Bacon
$10.99
Bayou Po-Boy
Your choice of alligator, shrimp, oysters, crawfish, or catfish. Grilled, blacked or fried. Cocktail and Tarter sauce spread on French bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. Served with Shrimp Slaw and your choice of Fries, Rings, OR Both.
$12.99
Cajun Chicken Breast Sandwich
Juicy chicken breast. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.
$11.99
Monterey Chicken Sandwich
Juicy chicken breast breaded and fried golden brown. Topped with pico, bacon, Monterrey Jack cheese, and avocado. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickles on a fresh bun & choice of fries or onion rings.
$13.99
Swamp Tacos
Two Tacos. Served with shredded cabbage, pico de gallo, cilantro, mozzarella cheese, and Cajun ranch on corn tortillas.

For an extra taco, you must select the EXTRA TACO tab and specify what protein you would like. If you would like it cooked differently than your other tacos, please specify in the special instructions menu.

$10.99
Komfort Cookin’
Alan’s Pot Roast $14.99
Beef Stroganoff $14.99
Kountry Fried Chicken $14.99
Pork Chop $14.99
Boiling Pot
Mud Bugs (Crawfish)
all to go crawfish $7.99lb
$7.99
Boiled Shrimp
Deliciously boiled gulf shrimp. Served with 1 corn, 2 potatoes, horseradish and cocktail sauce.
$10.99
Jumbo Snow Crab
Served with melted butter, one corn, and one potato.
$17.99
Dungeness Crab
One and quarter lb. Served with melted butter, one corn, and one potato.
$34.99
Live Maine Lobster
(Upon Availability)
Steamed by the lb.
$54.99
Boiled Seafood Feast
Serves two to four people. Three lbs of crawfish, one lb boiled shrimp, two cluster Snow crab, one whole lobster. Served with corn and potatoes.
$119.99
Fruit Of The Sea
Served for two people. One and a half lb live Maine lobster cooked to order. Topped with shrimp, crab meat, and pieces of snapper. Sitting on a bed of fettuccine noodles smothered in Pontchartrain sauce. Served with mixed veggies and garlic bread.
$59.99
Ultimate Seafood Pot
Serves two to four people. Three lb. Crawfish one lb. Boiled shrimp PIECES, pieces of (2) Snow crab clusters. Served with mushroom, corn, and potatoes.
$99.99
G-Style Seafood Pot
Three lbs crawfish and one lb boiled shrimp. Served with sausage, corn, potatoes, and mushrooms. NO SUBSTITUTIONS on this pot at this time.
$44.99
Cajun Bath
16-ounce bath per pound the spicy water we cook the crawfish in. Served with lemon and lime. Does not include crawfish.
$4.99
Sides
Spinach $2.99
Carrots $2.99
Broccoli $2.99
Green Beans $2.99
Black-Eyed Peas $2.99
Mixed Veggies $3.99
Corn On The Cob $2.99
Kernel Corn $2.99
Garlic Taters $2.99
Mashed Potatoes $2.99
Sweet Potatoes $2.99
Mac & Cheese $3.99
French Fries $3.29
Onion Rings $4.29
Hush Puppies (4) $1.99
Add-Ons
Garlic Taters
Small red potatoes cut into quarters and sauteed with garlic butter.
$3.99
Steamed Veggies
Steamed Broccoli and Carrots.
$3.99
Mushrooms And Onions $3.99
Andouille Sausage
One link at 7-8oz.
$5.29
Corn
One piece.
$0.99
Potatoes
Two pieces.
$0.99
Shrimp Slaw $4.99
Boudain Link
One link at 7-8oz.
$5.29
Dirty Rice $4.29
(3) Scallops $5.99
Pontchartrain Sauce
White wine cream sauce with mushroom and seafood puree.
$4.99
Remoulade Sauce
Traditional Cajun mayonnaise-based dipping sauce.
$0.99
Ultimate Heat Sauce $4.99
Crawfish G-Style Sauce
Tangy, buttery garlic sauce used for dipping.
$2.49
Garlic Butter
Melted butter and garlic used for dipping.
$2.29
Side Salad
Fresh spring mix topped with tomatoes, carrots, mushrooms, and cucumbers.
$4.49
Garlic Bread
1/4 French bread basted with garlic butter and toasted.
$2.99
French Fries $3.29
Hush Puppies
Four pieces.
$1.99
Onion Rings $4.29
1/2 Fries 1/2 Rings $4.59
Swamp Spice Can
14oz can
$6.99
3 Lb Bag Swamp Spice $19.99
Desserts
Crazy Alan’s Strawberry Pudding Cake
Yellowcake layered with strawberry puree, vanilla pudding, and creamy whip cream.
$6.49
Cheesecake
with your choice of topping
$6.49
Crown Royal Bread Pudding
Thibodeaux mixture of cinnamon, brown sugar, vanilla, and crown royal sauce on top of bread pudding.
$6.49
Brownie Explosion
(serves 2 to 4 people)
A huge explosion of flavors. (3) brownies and (3) scoops of ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & caramel syrup.
$12.99
Lilly Pad Key Lime Pie
Graham cracker crust filled with fresh lime pie. Filling covered with fresh whipped cream.
$6.49
Beverages
Coke $2.99
Diet Coke $2.99
Sprite $2.99
Dr. Pepper $2.99
Root Beer $2.99
Lemonade $2.99
Power Aid $2.99
Iced Tea $2.99
Orange Juice $2.99
Cranberry Juice $2.99
Pineapple Juice $2.99
Swamp Milkshake
Choice of Vanilla, Strawberry or Chocolate.
$5.99
Kids Menu
Kids Burger
5oz beef patty cooked well done, served with lettuce, pickle, and tomato. Your choice of french fries, onion rings, or both fries and rings.
$6.99
Popcorn Shrimp
Bite-size shrimp fried or grilled. Served with french fries, onion rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)
$6.99
Catfish Bites
Golden fried catfish bites served with your choice of french fries, onion rings, fries/rings combo, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)
$6.99
Grilled Cheese
Golden Texas Toast with American cheese grilled to perfection. Served with french fries, onion rings, or mixed veggies.
$6.99
Chicken Tenders
Golden fried or perfectly grilled chicken strips served with french fries, onion rings, fries/rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)
$6.99
Corn Dog
Golden corn dog on a stick served with french fries, onion rings, fries/rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)
$6.99

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Reviews

Explizit Winston
This Should be a 5 star restaurant. The food was amazing. We had the best service ever. If you go there be prepared to be amazed. Ask for Dustin. He made us feel very comfortable. He was great to our family. I will return just because of the service the fun and the food. It’s an experience. I take my hat off to the chef and owner of the business. For putting together a master piece.

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Stacy Brookman
What a great place for food and wonderful service! We ate outside and it was nice with a big fan and breeze. Katherine was an amazing server. When we asked her for suggestions, one of the items was the trout medallions. Wowza! I’ve not had seafood this good in a long time. The trout was flaky, moist, and wrapped around some Cajun rice with shrimp. Plus there were 3 smoky yet sweet tasting shrimp on top. I could’ve just eaten that shrimp! The two medallions also had fresh steamed carrots and broccoli and super yummy garlic and olive oil new potatoes. It was plenty for two people. We also had an appetizer of bacon-wrapped scallops which I was looking forward to. The scallops were a little over-done and rubbery but maybe that was to make sure the bacon was cooked through. Good tasting other than the texture. Looks like some other great items we’re trying next time. We’ll definitely be back!

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Michael Rosario
Food was really good. It’s a cool spot to stop in to get drinks and food. The A/C was not working upstairs and made it slight uncomfortable but not unbearable. Service was slow and they were not busy., There was only three other tables upstairs with folks in them. I would definitely give it another shot and recommend if in Kemah stop by.

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Rajesh nair
One of the best seafood places in Kemah. I love their seafood platters.

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Karen N
Went to the crazy Alan’s Swamp shack during our road trip in Texas recently. The crawfish is in season, so it was very fresh and tasty. We also tried the baked and fried oysters, gumbo soup and lobster soup. Everything tasted good and fresh. The only drawback was that the server recommended us to get 2-3 lbs of crawfish each, and that was way too much food which we couldn’t finish. The crawfish all come with potatoes as well.

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Jonathan Evans
This restaurant is definitely worth visiting for every bite you take. My family loves coming here during the summertime. Crazy Alan’s Swamp Shack offers a delicious menu with a variety of spicy and savory options that are all excellent. You’ll be licking your fingers clean! After you’ve finished your meal and are full, take some time to walk off your meal and enjoy the water and views around Kemah Boardwalk.

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Christina Foreman
Our server was absolutely amazing!! We never had to wait for anything!! She was on top of it!! Food was fresh and hot!! For our family of 3 it was around $150 including alcoholic beverages and 1000% worth it!! Thank you guys!!

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Shantell Shantell
I have to say the food was excellent. Everything we selected was great and had lots of flavor. Yes the right spice. The shrimp cocktail was spicy but not over powering with heat. Plenty shrimp and the sauce was tasty. The calamari was well seasoned. We had the swamp trash with half onion rings half fries it was plenty for 2 people and we took some home. Our waitress was so sweet but she lot steam service wise towards the end. I think walking the stairs so many times took her out but other than that it is a great place. We will definitely be back.

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Adriana Y
Visiting Houston for 2 weeks and a trip to Kemah for some Cajun food was a must. We were lucky enough to get the last crawfish of the season. The service was outstanding thanks to Alana who was very attentive and kind. The food was great. You work hard for tiny bites but that’s how it is when eating crawfish. It’s part of the experience Live music was also performed on stage which was neat.

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Joshua Castro, LPC
It’s what the name suggests. Cajun food. A little overpriced in my opinion. If you don’t mind seeing stuff on the floor (or our case the table) from the last person who used your table, you’ll be fine. We went for crawfish. Not as tasty as I like, but my kids enjoy the experience. I ordered a beans and rice and it was a mug for about $10. Like I said, a little overpriced for basic Cajun fare. Plus side, usually live music and cold beer .

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