Hesher’s Pizza & Taproom Menu – Oakland, CA

Type : Pizza restaurant

Location : Oakland, CA

Home of the MAQUAHUITL and CANADIAN TUXEDO (as featured in the San Francisco Chronicle)!
Hesher’s is a new spot in Oakland created by a hesh bonehead, the pricing is simple, the service is fast, and the pizza ranges from standard to far fucking out. Go online for delivery, call us to order carry-out, or dine-in and scarf!

Based on 56 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.8 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ No-contact delivery

Hesher's Pizza & Taproom 94607

Address:
206 Broadway, Oakland, CA 94607

Phone: (510) 990-1598

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Hours

Friday 12–10 PM
Saturday 12–10 PM
Sunday 12–7:30 PM
Monday

(Labor Day)
12–7:30 PM

Hours might differ
Tuesday 12–7:30 PM
Wednesday 12–7:30 PM
Thursday 12–10 PM

Menu

Hesher’s Signature Pizzas
Pepperoni Pizza
The old standby. At least 25 pepperonis blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla. All you need now is a beer, doofus!
$20.00
Maquahuitl Pizza
Hesher’s signature pizza. Diced onion, corn, cherry tomato, and serrano peppers finished w/ cotija, cilantro, and tajin. Squirt that lime on there, dude. It’s time to swing that Aztec sword!
$20.00
The Zorba Pizza
Another signature Hesher’s za. This is a greek styled pizza from the labyrinths of Crete topped w/ feta cheese, garlic, thin slices of tomato, kalamata olives, pine nuts, and basil. Yia Mas!
$20.00
Canadian Tuxedo
This pizza is why you’re here, another Hesher’s signature za. You’ve got blue berries, bleu cheese, and bacon that together provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long live the Canadian Tuxedo. RIP Cliff.
$20.00
Tombmold Pizza
Fresh mushrooms, jalapenos, and kalamata olives finished with basil. Provides +6 XP, +2 Mana, but yields poison effect. Spicy!
$20.00
Mortician Pizza
Hesher’s all meat pizza that’ll satisfy that lust for flesh. Generous amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and bacon while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of prosciutto.
$20.00
Coffin’s Choice
Arguably, one of the greatest topping combinations to die for: jalapenos, pepperoni, garlic, bacon, and pineapple. Death, that sweet spice of life!
$20.00
Altars Of Madness Pizza
The altar is not to be approached frivolously. This is a butthole rodeo! Cherry peppers, banana peppers, jalapeno, habanero, and Serrano peppers, juiced up with maraschino cherries for the ritual is bitter-sweet. This is hot af, maniacs!
$20.00
Meat Fungus
Straightforward solid combo of homegrown sausage and fresh mushrooms. For this we make the exception. Add one other topping. No extra charge. THRASH!
$20.00
$25 Pies
The False Pizza
It looks like cheese, tastes like sausage, and smells like pizza…BUT! It’s VEGAN: vegan cheese, vegan sausage, mushroom and garlic, finished with tasty basil!Now, name five of their songs!
$25.00
The Fantasy Lane Pizza
Presenting the 1st signature BAND PIZZA! A lane of pepperoni surrounded by cashew gravel (nuts), giving way to strips of green jalapeno near the crust. What a wild ride! A portion of the sales go directly to the band: FANTASY LANE (LA).
$25.00
Hesh Law
We’re laying down the law with garlic, onion, basil, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, kalamata olives, and serrano peppers to crush all enemies and to reign supreme over all supremes. Let us know if you want habanera peppers on there. We’ll sub’em for the serranos, polecat. THE ZA IS THE LAW! HESHE LAW
$25.00
$30 Make Your Own!
Make Your Own
Put as many or as little of our toppings as you want. You’re allowed to ruin your own damn pizza. What?! I’m not your dad!
$30.00

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Reviews

Ariel Belmont
Amazing!! I loved this place! Their hard rock music, their pinball machines, their pizza, and definitely their cider. They have almost 30 different options, and you can try them in 4-shot packages. Go go go…could not recommend this place enough! They have board games, too, BTW!!

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ESG Visuals
Amazing flavor mix of sweet and savory! The Canadian Tuxedo is one of the most unique pizzas I’ve ever had and it will be my go to pizza from now on! And I love the square cut pies! I highly recommend this place.

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Zack G
Great spot for a nice afternoon hang out. Pizza is fantastic and the menu is full of interesting options – Canadian tuxedo is my go to — had to try it, and instantly fell in love. Tons of great cider and other beverages on tap. A large selection of great pinball, and some arcade machine that are in great working order (90% of the time). All around a great spot

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Jay Knecht
I can’t remember the last time–if ever–that my meal was so bad it left me angry. That happened today. I’ve had another pizza from them that was good, but tried the Confusing Luau today and it was inedible. I enjoy spicy food and was prepared for the BBQ (fake) chicken to have a kick. The cerrano plus jalapeno peppers in this pizza numbed my tongue and made it taste absolutely awful. Again, I like spicy food. This wasn’t a “heat” problem. My tongue was numb. I also don’t understand only offering Impossible Chicken (mushy bread consistency) instead of real chicken considering there’s real bacon on it. But this wasn’t the underlying problem.

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Jaymes Peddie
this is a great place to meet and hang out. its a 2 for 1 deal. The pizza place is in the cider bar, the cider bar hold the pizza place, but they are two different companies. They have like 40 difference kinds of ciders, and 15 different kinds of pizza. So there will be a flavor combination for every kind of taste. The people there are super cool as well, a must visit while your in jack london.

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Paul Park
Better crust/dough than square pie guys with some really interesting topping combinations .

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East Oakland (East Oakland 106)
I gave 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ pretty good pizza …Square Pie Guy’s still my #1 But this place is a STRONG #2. It was my first time trying it and I will be back a few more times…..that’s for sure.

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Kitty Stryker
This pizza was unique and incredible! I can’t wait to try more of them!

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Benjamin Bocock
Killer little spot. Heavy metal themed pizza and a deep cider selection. Dope artwork, A Paul Balfoph shout out and pinball…hells yes!!

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Mitchell DeMarco
Incredible bartenders, the pizza is top notch, i dislike most bay area pizza, but they know what makes pizza great. I dont normally like cider, but with so many different ciders on tap, i can usually find a few i relaly like.

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